Catching Thawne and Schumer with Katie Porter’s Crazy to End Shutdown – Twitchy
Senator Kennedy is always good at giving an eloquent speech or a funny speech, and this was no exception.
Perhaps the best way to end the lockdown is to lock Thune and Schumer in a room with Katie Porter and tell them they can’t come out until an agreement is reached.
β John Kennedy (@SenJohnKennedy) October 12, 2025
Just the thought gives me nightmares. Grab the mashed potatoes. https://t.co/VmPBummUq1
-Frank Gee (@FrankGalvan7) October 12, 2025
She looks like a sleep paralysis demon.
Can I adopt? @SingonKennedy? Is this a thing? https://t.co/d0qdgfnIWI
β Love Letters (@PoetCheesehead) October 12, 2025
That will be constant entertainment.
I’ll call this a star plan. Well done, Senator. π https://t.co/88rZrVijST
– Earl Cooley (@EarlCooley96661) October 12, 2025
New rule – when there is a shutdown, @katieporteroc Babysit all members of Congress’ children immediately until they reach an agreement. The closing time will be 4 minutes. https://t.co/SnhtL6AOFJ
– Maxwell Pichan (@MaxwellPichan) October 12, 2025
This man is a national treasure and undisputedly the funniest man in the United States Senate https://t.co/I5R8JsQKl5
β Danielle Reid (@danielp_reid) October 12, 2025
Hands down.
I support this message. ππ₯ https://t.co/NDvlH4yHlQ
– Under the Sky (@UndertheSkyBlog) October 12, 2025
I think Mr. Kennedy is aware of this. It might work. https://t.co/Cq4AJ7tDmK
β Eric the Conservator in Cali π (@caliucconserv) October 12, 2025
It might be considered cruel and unusual punishment, frankly.
https://t.co/Jzocrqf3m3 pic.twitter.com/8wQ0SnQ3GA
– I have been promoted (@unluckynumber11) October 12, 2025
It’s crazy that she’s a viable candidate, absolutely crazy https://t.co/Sgg4iZALwc
β NascarnacππΊπΈπ¨π΄ππ (@nascarnac) October 12, 2025
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It’s California. This explains everything.
Katie Porter Therapy, where they get locked in a room and have to listen to her. https://t.co/vhWoNjt9Ez
β Beatrix (@BeatrixKiddoSea) October 12, 2025
This may be in violation of the Geneva Convention.
It’s also probably the best way to end the war between Russia and Ukraine… It’s probably the best weapon we’ve had in years ππ€£ππ€£ https://t.co/Vhrn4rQv79
– CC (@samcac509) October 12, 2025
When the door lock clicks, the focus is on a huge bowl of hot mashed potatoes.
– Kate πΊπΈπ (@KateW1970) October 12, 2025
– Pic (@MikePic36487) October 12, 2025
Laughs, that’s the best idea I’ve heard in a long time. I don’t think I’ve ever felt sorry for Chuck Schumer, but this might. pic.twitter.com/TmCFT3apQC
β YellowSv650 (@YellowSv650) October 12, 2025
He doesn’t deserve any of your sympathy.
Editor’s note: Schumer close here. Instead of putting the American people first, Chuck Schumer and the radical Democrats imposed a government shutdown of health care for illegal immigrants. They own this.
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