Trump’s invitation to Federalize DC was due to an evil attack on a Doge -Twchy employee
Standing on the head of the White House and taking questions from the correspondents may be the funniest way that President Trump did the news yesterday, but it was not the only way.
On the social truth, the president also made waves by calling the widespread crime in Washington, DC, and warning that it might weaken the city if there are no steps immediately to prosecute criminals, even if they were minor, and put an end to the law of the capital.
Brocking: President Trump threatens to control Washington, DC:
Local youth and gang members, some of them only 14, 15 and 16 years old, attack randomly, floundering, distorting, and shoot innocent citizens, at the same time knowing that they will be almost immediately … pic.twitter.com/dkg9jqkrm8
– Charlie Kerk (@Charliekirk11) Aug 5 2025
Trump was not wrong in any of this. This writer lives near the nation’s capital and can confirm that the city is not far from the post -terrible world in Mada Madness Movies, especially at night and on weekends. It is really illegal, not because there is not enough police, but because these police are not allowed to take their jobs.
However, it was somewhat confused why Trump wanted to bring this yesterday. The crime ravaged in the capital is not exactly a new problem.
But one line in the middle of his social position gave us an idea of his timing: “The newer victim was mercifully beaten by thugs.”
Trump did not provide more details in his position, but it wasn’t long before Elon Musk sheds light about who this victim was: Doug employee.
A few days ago, a gang of about ten young men tried to attack a woman in her car at night in the capital.
A Doge The team member saw what was happening, ran to defend it and hit the extent of concussion, but saved it.
It is time to give the federal character to the capital. pic.twitter.com/rphkj7j3ti
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) Aug 5 2025
Improved
It was not only the matter any Doug employee. Last night, we discovered that it was the legendary “big balls” itself, Ed Korestine.
amazing. the Doge The employee who was brutally beaten in the capital was identified to defend a woman as “large balls”
Big balls are a hero! pic.twitter.com/qokf1cj6fn
– Libs of Tiktok (@libsoftiktok) Aug 5 2025
Big balls are not just a hero. It may be a super hero.
As Musk noticed above, Corestin was hit badly, but he saved the woman who helped her from receiving brutal strikes equally … or worse.
Suddenly, Trump’s timing was to threaten him to the capital’s federalism in the world. Regardless of any conflict between him and Musk (who appears to be dissipated), Trump admitted the service of Corestin not only to the federal government and the American people but his man’s colleague. Or a woman, in this case.
Talk again about the attack last night.
Trump on big balls: “Someone from Doge He was very harmful last night … the young man who was beaten by a handful of thugs in the capital. Either they will correct their action, or we will have to put it in the federation and run it in the way that is supposed to be operated.pic.twitter.com/infrrujyw4
– AlX 🇺🇸 (@ALX) Aug 5 2025
When X discovered his identity, praise on the “big balls” began to flow.
Doug: Edward Corestine, known as affection as “big balls”, is my patriot. An ambush by a crowd of eight black teenagers, part of the chaos that has not been examined from the ruling class in Washington, DC, supported it. This is not just chaos, it analyzes the imposition of sanctions on it. It cannot be defended.
Amuse (amuse) August 4, 2025
It is not just a name. https://t.co/m63x93vkbw
Heidi (@Heidibriones) August 6, 2025
No, “big balls” are definitely not just a name. Not after what he did.
It is a very suitable title https://t.co/luehzikj2l
– Lisaarieboothe) August 6, 2025
It deserves the presidential medal for freedom !!!!!!!!!
What a man !!!!
This is what a man looks at !!!!
– Abandoning a high payment job to save money for us
– A devil in the media
– Is it anyway?
– He saves a woman from the attack from 8 men? !!!!!God bless the big balls !!!!!!!!!
– Matt_vanswol Aug 5 2025
Instead of the traditional medal of freedom, someone had another idea about the medal that Coristine had to receive from the president.
The only medal that makes the big balls 😂 pic.twitter.com/6z5s9O78te
– Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 (Thericanmemes) August 6, 2025
Ha.
Well, this is very funny.
But we do not want to take away from the action of Corestin’s courage and equestrian.
He is a hero https://t.co/ok8gyssssvw
– Riley_gaines_) Aug 5 2025
Edward Corestine (also known as large balls) deserves a prize for the championship. Take 8 thugs simultaneously to prevent them from attacking a woman. If this ends with a federal seizure of the capital, it is a bigger hero. Was it a better title than ever? RealdonaldtrumpPut a medal on it! https://t.co/bebhjwxaiv
– Robby Starbuck (Robbystarbuck) August 6, 2025
The leftists eliminated social media, ancient media outlets, and democratic politicians for months in capturing Corestin because of his title and because he was trying to reduce waste and fraud in the federal government.
It turns out that he is a man more than any of them could hope.
You never know until you’re going to stand or stand.
Now we know about large balls, and … stability.
👍🏼
Jason “Storm Shaser” (Realjasonnelson) Aug 5 2025
We pray for this hero. “Big Knees” is literally a hero to save a woman from the attack 🙏 pic.twitter.com/lew5pskbyd
– Maga Voice (Magavical) Aug 5 2025
We haven’t seen this morning up to the medical status of Corestine, but we hope it will have a quick recovery.
Something tells us that Musk will make sure that the young man never wants anything for the rest of his life.
If you encounter this man, I buy a drink for him.
Black_SUIT Aug 5 2025
Technically, Corestine was not old enough to drink, but to hell with that. We used to buy a drink for him anyway.
As for the capital federalism, we do not know whether it will actually happen, but it has certainly caught the attention of Trump enough that we hope that some of the city’s main reforms will come very quickly.
– Dutch1777 (@dutch1777real) August 6, 2025
It does not seem that the attempt to attack a woman – Corestin to stop her – does not seem to attack political motives, but also does not help Democrats encourage violence in the streets every day since Trump is elected.
We are only grateful because, in this case, the true hero was on the scene, in the form of a 19 -year -old Doug -year -old child who coincides with having a more convenient title that we can imagine.
Not all heroes wear heads. Some love to call themselves “big balls”.
No one can laugh or make fun of this title again, not even a little.
=============================================
Related to:
“Work on that, my love”: Megan Kelly fall
Welcome to Speedway Slammer: Indiana will soon open its copy of the crocodile in Florida Alcatraz
you mad bro? Heath Mayo cannot handle after publishing Pete HegSth with a wonderful jeans
David French makes the “conservative issue” as it is Baghdad Bob for Trump and Jack Smith
This … sick! Jim Acosta interviews the dead student from shooting on the Parkland School
Editor’s note: Crime in the country’s capital is out of control, and the Democrats make it worse by inciting violence and refusing to punish criminals.
Help us to continue to expose Democrats plans to lead America in a dangerous path. Join Twitchy VIP and use the promotional code Fight For 60 % of your membership.