Back Top, Michelle Obama – Nothing is more amazing than an empty nest Cathy Lit

YOur children are the greatest love relationship in your life, and this love is unconditional … despite waiting, on the second ideas, there are some circumstances. Any child should not be allowed to eat a tin, drums, or a registrar. Come on meal times, there are two options – SPAG BOL or adoption. The mother should not have to teach a child to driving a time when menopause passes. And most of all, it should be offspring outside the door by 24.

Undoubtedly, the two most beautiful words in the English language are “empty” and “nest”. However, my kitchen is constantly full of friends who are crying in their prophets about how much their children will miss when they leave to university, flat arrows or trips in the year of the gap.

Michelle Obama has joined the choir, and revealed that she would advise her to help her adapt to life as “empty nester” now after she fled financially, 26 years old, Sasha, 23. On Bodcast Jay Shetty, The former first lady said: “I am in treatment now because I am transforming, you know? … I am 60 years old, I have finished something really difficult in my life with my family healthy, I am free of girls, girls in – as you know, they were launched! … This is another complete stage in life for me.”

The difficulty of adapting to this new stage is that the psychological umbilical cord is still firmly linked. For several days after my nest children flew, I will admit that I wandered around their bedrooms, touched old games and wrote stories, and I feel completely anxious. Silence in my face. But this Ennui began to evaporate as I realized the possibility of re -renewal. Do I convert their old bedrooms into a gym, study, craft area, or walking …?

This is not the only joy. Imagine this for a moment – open your wardrobe and your clothes are not transferred. They also do not restore beer fumes, fire smoke, or delirium sweat. The expensive hair conditioner is not distinguished in the bathroom, and it is slowly recognized for the exchange. Open your refrigerator and there is food. There are no signs of lipstick on a milk bottle, or empty beams that return to the store. In addition, there is no one standing before the full store groaned, “There is nothing to eat in this house.” In fact, you can now hang your cooking yard. Mothers nest roasting whole schools from salmon and lambs. Now you can only wear your finger until the bone request is taken.

Your hair dryer is the place you left. As your phone charger and remote control. Your bag is full. Your car is where you stopped, and already contains gasoline. When you leave your virgin home to work in the morning, you do not return to the house to find Flotsam and Jetsam of wet towels, apple cores, bikes, and friends of the random teenager school on the sofa.

Best for everyone, you can now have sex loudly. So as not to “give ICK” to embarrassing atom, parents are forced to withstand the noky sotto voce, which limits expressions of enthusiasm to the cute, stifling, stifling. Well, you can now give a full audio vent to your joy. Michel does not need treatment. She needs sex in every room in her empty home – in the kitchen, to land, above the washing machine. She and Brak need to run all over the home naked. Yodelling. With centuries on their heads.

When Obama girls move, yes, their empty bedrooms will be hidden in Michelle. You will not be able to walk without tremors of sadness and strange scar. But be reassuring, only when Nester begins empty to think about the colorful plans, one of the children will say that he appears at home for the weekend for “some pampering”, and the other is planning to return to stay a few days later to wash clothes and “pick up some things”. Another advice for Michel – in a missing condition, postage stamps and old wine bottles, the father has the right to search and confiscate.

So, if you are from a new empty nester, do not feel despair from this next stage. I was hatched and sent. Give yourself a medal of paternity and motherhood, and now you can take advantage of the kitchen meter.