Commander-in-Chief, Comedian-in-Chief, is too busy having Libs to lie on the beach like Sleepy Joe – Twitchy
Trump is not only the commander in chief, but the supreme comedian. When asked if he would like to visit Argentina, he said that he would like to go to the beach, but his body is not necessarily ready for the beach lately.
Trump: “I’m a little busy. I’d love to go to Argentina. I’d like to be like Biden. I’d like to go to the beach. My legs aren’t quite as thin as his. My legs are a little heavier, my arms are a little bigger. My body is a little bigger than his. I’m not sure it would be… pic.twitter.com/tp0AMxDjsU
-Aaron Robar (@atropar) October 14, 2025
Robar posts another clip of Trump while pretending to make Trump look bad pic.twitter.com/G4AzQTFANL
β Inguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) October 16, 2025
Secretly, Robard loves Trump.
LOL FUNNIEST POTUS EVER.
β Paul A. Chipola πΊπΈ (@Bubblebathgirl) October 14, 2025
Democrats are allergic to jokes.
β Joel Chamber (@JoelSchamber) October 14, 2025
When all is said and done, Trump Bangers will be longer than Proust’s book
-Benji (@shikumubenji) October 15, 2025
He doesn’t even take a salary.
βI’m fat and I’m going to hell.β
– Thank you for your interest in this matter. Donald J. Trump
-Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) October 15, 2025
We know we’ve all seen the South Park episode pic.twitter.com/J3S7zOr4pF
β The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 14, 2025
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JoJo and Bidos are extremely angry. They should really develop a sense of humor.
It’s more fun to be president of the United States
– Xandid (@crispfeiffer) October 15, 2025
Guy makes a good point.
β Shadi (@Inuit Kodiak) October 15, 2025
He plays golf at one of his golf courses every weekend π
– Farrah Oxford (@OxfordFarrar66929) October 14, 2025
Golf courses are where deals are made. Everyone knows this. In addition, playing golf is good exercise. Much better than lying on the beach and taking a nap like Biden did.
There is no one like Trump. Owning daily globalists while being funny and self-deprecating along the way. https://t.co/E2dVij1vAn
β Alex Faulkner (@Hearthefalconer) October 14, 2025
He was probably the funniest president we’ve ever had, and great comedic timing https://t.co/nXVbu8i0vw
β Inguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) October 16, 2025
Certainly better than Joe in a coma.
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