Cringey Chicago Protesters Fail to Move to Boost Their ‘No Kings’ Movement – Twitchy
Saturday’s “No Kings” protests were filled with the usual array of cringe-worthy forms of democratic expression. There were costumes, unfamiliar songs, profanity-laced signs, questionable chants, and of course, dancing.
Check out this synchronized dance group. (He watches)
Demonstrators dance at a “No to Kings” protest today in Chicago pic.twitter.com/wc1LSeYX5E
— Brendan Gutenshwager (BGOnTheScene) October 18, 2025
These people seem very oppressed.
-The Goose (@MINorthWoods) October 18, 2025
If they are oppressed, why are we the ones who feel all the pain while watching them?
Posters say it looks like our male and female dancers have been rehearsing for their big moment.
It seems to be rehearsed.
— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) October 18, 2025
This is the worst part about it. They actually took the time to practice this and thought it looked great. 🤦🏼♀️
– Sarah Radovanovic (@the_cats_meowww) October 18, 2025
This was their favorite jazz routine that day
– Lori W 🇺🇸 (@LoriWescott) October 19, 2025
Activity staff and residents at the local senior center. It’s good to get that exercise!
– Carlton Diehl (@DiehlCarlton) October 18, 2025
I’m sure they had plenty of time during the week while the rest of us were working
— ᛏᚺᛖ ᛒᚱᛁᛊᚲᛟ ᚲᛁᛞ (@TheBriscoKid) October 19, 2025
MAGA simply doesn’t have the time to come up with dull dance routines because we have jobs.
Richard Simmons makes his second appearance in Twitchy’s story today. Read on.
When children attack the theater!!
– Brad R. Torgersen (@BradRTorgersen) October 18, 2025
It’s just really bad theater. It’s like Richard Simmons’ aerobics class, on the streets of Manhattan, in the third hour of The Today Show.
– Panic (@ThePanic16) October 18, 2025
It looks like an old Richard Simmons Vhs tape. 🥴
– Razrback Girl 🐗 (@RazrbackGirl99) October 18, 2025
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Bahahahaha! This is a community theater rehearsal when 90% of the country watches college football.
– Middle Age Crazy (@MiddleAgeCrazy4) October 18, 2025
Kind of reminds me pic.twitter.com/t5eEhmuyu7
– A dog with common sense (@C_S_DOG) October 18, 2025
What do these idiots think they are accomplishing? It’s just a bunch of old hippies trying to revive the so-called glory days.
– Kybourbon Lover (@KyBourbonLover) October 18, 2025
— 🇺🇸parkreturns🦅MAGA2025🗽America First✊🏼 (@parkreturns) October 18, 2025
The tense atmosphere was the most important cog in the democracy-saving dance machine!
Commentators hope someone in the White House will be able to watch the show.
I hope J.D. Vance sees this.
– Dr. Jebra Fausay (@JebraFausay) October 18, 2025
This is very weak and I now support the monarchy.
– Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) October 18, 2025
This king agrees to celebrate pic.twitter.com/37WzcPC9Fy
– Not a biologist😉 (@Cyclopath11) October 18, 2025
Our boss loves it!
— Trade_4_Trump (@Trade_for_Trump) October 18, 2025
King Donald Trump loves it when his subjects dance for him! Who are we kidding? President Trump and the entire White House probably couldn’t stop laughing and complaining like the rest of us.
Editor’s note: Schumer close here. Instead of putting the American people first, Chuck Schumer and the radical Democrats imposed a government shutdown of health care for illegal immigrants. They own this.
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