If he regains his job, I have a hat for Jimmy Kimmel, thanks to Trump

These are dark times, which may argue the satirical average.

But not despair.

If you focus on positivity, rather than negative, you have to agree that the United States of America is at the forefront and is still climbing.

Yes, The demonstrators gathered on Thursday outside “Jimmy Kimmel Live” In Hollywood to raise ABC’s suspension of the host and President Trump’s threat to cancel the licenses from the networks he criticizes, despite the repeated promises by Trump and senior deputies to defend freedom of expression.

You can call it hypocrisy.

I call it Moxi.

By the way, the demonstrators were not arrested or deported, and the National Guard was not called (as far).

Do you see what I mean? Just tilt your head a little back, and you can see the sun’s rays that penetrate the clouds.

Let’s take the president’s complaint that he read “somewhere” that networks “They were 97 % against me.” Some may see weakness in it, or thin skin. Others may wonder where the president discovers that his classification on the classification of television news is 3 %, given that the microscopic and fraud of the golf can be arrested and still gets coverage from at least one main network.

But Trump had a good reason to be angry. It was from a A press conference in London, Where he was confused by Albania and Armenia and floundered in the pronunciation of Azerbaijan, which seemed to be more like Abracadapra.

Not all of these countries start with A.

We are now moving to American health care, and many promising developments taking place in the country’s capital, thanks to Trump’s inspiring choice of Robert F. Kennedy Junior as head of the Ministry of Health and Humanitarian Services.

Those who see half of the empty glass argue that Kennedy turns the section into a morgue, Attempted killing Covid-19 vaccine research, adopting the back water views around measles, shooting at public health experts, thwarting the remaining employees and rejecting contracts of biological medical progress despite the lack of medical training or experience.

But on the positive side, Kennedy continues food dyes.

It is time, and thank you very much.

I am not sure of what will be left in a trxy or Lucky Charms box when removing food coloring, but I oppose fake food coloring, unless it is in a cocktail, and I would like to think most Americans are with me in this.

Also on the bright side: Kennedy encourages Americans to do Chin and micro -exercises To improve health.

Will you sit on the radical left side of the sofa and strike what happened to your country, or get the program and try to do some exercises operations?

Well, so Trump’s efforts to close the war on cancer are a little frightening. as The New York Times reported, On the cutting block, the development of a new technology to prevent colon and rectal cancer, research in the prevention of immunotherapy, a study on improving child cancer survival rates, and a better analysis of breast tissue before risk.

But all of this could be fake news, or 97 % of it, at least. And if not?

All this research and all these doctors and scientists can apply for jobs in other countries, just like all climate scientists whose work is no longer a national priority. The more they leave, the better, because the brain migration will release a lot of properties and help solve the housing crisis.

Thank you, President Trump.

Is it wonder that Trump was recently seen wearing a red hat says, “Trump was right in everything!”

Well, mostly everything.

Climate change appears to be real.

The war in Ukraine was not over, as promised.

The war in the Middle East is still raging.

Grocery prices did not decrease on the first day, and some goods cost more due to the definitions.

As for the promise of a new era with the American prosperity, there is no rainbow on the horizon yet, despite the presence of a measure of gold in the White House, with estimates Billions of profits For Trump’s family companies since he took office.

But on all of this, along with Classification of approval that decreased Since he took office in January, Trump has exuded confidence. To the extent that he is proudly wearing this bright red hat, which he was offering in the Oval Office, which is sold for $ 25.

It is another genius economic motivation plan.

There is an important lesson here for all of us.

Never recognize defeat, and when things do not go on your way, you stand long, adjust your hat, and find someone blame.

We must have all our hats.

Doctors can wear hats, saying they did not make mistakes in the diagnosis.

Dentists can wear hats saying they have never pulled the wrong teeth.

TV meteorologists can wear hats saying – well, maybe not – they have received all expectations correctly.

I have hats made while reading this.

Lopez is right in everything!

Please do not shoot, my master, if you do not agree.

As for Jimmy Kimmel, I offer this idea for free:

If you regain your job, you and Sidekick Guillermo and the entire studio fans should wear.

Kimil was right in everything!

Steve.lopez@latimes.com