It appears now: It is the Care Starmer career from “Adults” – the disaster movie that we all have to watch Marina Hyde

“II hear one of our people saying that the chairs that are mixed on Titanic, “a government supporter of Kiir Starmer Good to Daily Mail“I will cry.” There is no need to scream. On Monday, Prime Minister Hokey Cokey was not largely playing the Deckchars chairs as restructured by the deck crew and announces that some new faces will enable the team to work with the new focus on their final goal of reinstalling. We expect the first strategy of the blackboard will be broken 370 miles from Newfoundland coast.

Currently, hold on to your keys and continue to wear dinner clothes, because the former chief secretary of the Treasury, Darren Jones, becomes something called the main secretary of the Prime Minister. To Starmer, Darren is Mr. Fixit. For many of his colleagues in the Council of Ministers, he is Mr. Fotk. This is not the official line with him, Preference instead of the claim Another resetting means that Starmer focuses on “deliberate delivery”. What? I barely approved any legislation. Meanwhile, I am not sure that the word “relentless” means what Starmer thinks. All he does is relant, on both employees and politics. The role of COMMS, for example, is now an annoyed economy function, while doing a monthly rotation is the only thing that he has not turned to. We are watching a movie that is not clear what the main character wants. It is not surprising that it was found that the box office poison.

But look, perhaps a better line! Certainly, Monday found the Starmer administration Switching between Official and unofficial slogans. We have “a growth that people can feel in their pockets”, which seems appropriate masturbation, and “and” “Just ridiculous, do that“, Which appears to be appropriately free of strategy. However, both are better than the way a STARMER internal member is distinguished by the latest restart of the concession, Take news This “this is related to bringing adults.” Oh no – not dreaded adults. Just as Batman’s re -paving only is to be darker and even more exciting Send more adults. Starmer claims that adults will come since 2017. It is now indicating again that he spent the first 14 months of the government in the administration of an employee by children.

Then again, the inspiration was available. “We do not put you in a new series of Netflix,” the then shadow business minister, Jonathan Reynolds, explained in the period before the general elections last year. “We do not put the policy as his entertainment.” Finally, he pledged to hand over the government. Unfortunately, as it suggested at the time, it was better that the government had tried Netflix in one decisive action. When the green banner lights up a chain, it tends to know how much cost, and exactly the price will be paid. The Kiir Starmer government remains “on a journey” on that front, and this is more than anything else to do. Or, if you prefer it, you have already done it.

It was hardly that nine months ago, Rachel Reeves was defending the budget last year to the Central Bank of Iraq, declaring: “I am really clear: I am not returning with more borrowing or more taxes. This is why this budget has surveyed a clean list of public financial affairs and public services on an equal footing, and as a result, we will not face a budget like this again.” Crossing of the spoiler: They will have to do much worse. Yes, in a development that was clearly predicted and clearly predicted, the promise not to raise any of the three largest taxes – but to give Britain a much better lifestyle than that which he got angry – did not explode. In relevant news, Britain is now more angry. It will be very angry, it is still strange that the budget comes. People will be among their rights to say that they have never voted in favor of any of the things that Reeves will have to do. It is very difficult to see how you survived.

During the last election campaign, Rishi Sonak’s claim was treated that the work would have to raise taxes such as some ages throughout the ages, as Starmer described it as “absolute garbage” and claiming that the then Prime Minister had broken ministerial law by noting that a tax increase of 2000 pounds per person through Parliament would be a way to fill the government of 22 billion pounds. “He knew very well what he was doing,” Sham Starmer. “He lied to our plans. This is a real test of the character. We go to opinion polls, it is important for voters to know the personality of the two people who want to be prime minister.”

Okay completely. However, it is really difficult to suspend not to believe one enough to be able to believe that the current economic position can be a surprise to Starmer. He should know that what was returning in the period before the elections-which are elections that he would always win-did not add. And if he does not do that, he and his advisor are more insufficient than they have threw yet. Their noble promises are almost a form of populism, such as those they say are contempt – in fact, they may end up to the midwife.

This elder should be called simply lies. Unfortunately, the statement of each political party has been devoted to them the last time. During the years of Britain’s exit from the European Union, the term cake was generalized to summarize the prevailing mood that can be obtained without cost. The famous Boris Johnson announced that he was “a professional and a professional who eats him” – but despite seeing how it turned into every person from the Teresa May to Johnson himself, Starmer and the Economic promises of the first water were the first water. These days, as well as reform. Nigel Farage has already promised 80 billion pounds of new spending without any dangerous suggestion on how to finance it. Mister Sadiq is lying to the British people, Just as he did in the period before the referendum On the membership of the European Union in Britain, and if he does so in No. 10, we will see again from where the box kicks us on the road.

Except perhaps by that time, we will run out of the road. Someone, at some point, will have to approach the position of honesty with the audience-but the appetite for self-engagement indicates that the time when the winning situation will be somewhat. Until then, we will become more suspended-trapped in an endless episode than The Great British Cakeism -ff.