It is the Tory: Boriswave Conference by Goodbye to a deceptive party on its way to the arrangement Marina Hyde
SPare is an idea for the Conservative Party. It is difficult to believe in merit, but you find yourself a 15 % survey. It is difficult to have mercy on decades for decades about natural selection, but now you always find yourself in the same sentence as the phrase “confrontation of extinction”.
It is still difficult to find the voting teacher John Cortis Doing paintings at your conference Where the road again to the same time area is determined as it is in the competition. “You have to return to the basic camp,” Curtis explained in one of the moderate driving on Sunday. “At the present time, you cannot even see the Himalayas.” Looking at the well -documented traffic issues in Everst these days, we have to face the possibility that more people will reach the top of the highest mountain in the world this year more than joining the Conservative Party.
To the party’s gathering in Manchester, then, where Kimi Padnouch’s leadership continues to go out as a performance piece of performance entitled “All of them fall.” It is not a conference as much as one of the soap montage that indicates the death of the character. By the time when Robert Jenrrick was on the stage in the middle of the day, carrying a wig of the judge, such as the sock doll and promised to “restore our country” (again), 20 of the reform consultants defected Since breakfast. The conference is so crazy and so sad that it is characterized by an exhibition of Margaret Tishcher’s clothes, which was the ugly sisters and brotherhood in the Conservative Party, trying to pressure themselves since the party was overthrown 34 years ago. After this failed, they can break the glass slippers and get applications instead.
Begging the party to the right scroll – a little more than the right – we have Jenrik, the Minister of Justice, the shadow of the converted to the end that had more eras than Taylor Swift. If you feel a seismic tension in the northwest this week, then Jenrik is trying strongly not to do the Andy Bornham Foundation and cast this conference as an official launch party in Chopy. Here, Pains had to suggest, it is just one of the team-as soon as the creator of modest content at home in the short video world in the middle of the road because in the middle of the road in a narrow peo, he carries six packages of the Chinese saint flags.
Unfortunately – or, as much as it comes, some of the comments recorded for Jenrik were leaked from the dinner of the Governorate Association in March to this newspaper, as he regretted the Handsworth visit in Birmingham where “he did not see another white face.” Jenrick stated with some sentences, “It is not a matter of the color of your skin or your faith,” which gave Badnoch to defend him this morning, although she made it clear: “I do not think that this is the place where the discussion should be, and the number of faces that people see in the street and what looks like them.”
I’m sure it’s not. Then again, Padnosh is the master of this type of lining the mechanism unlimited, apparently Tell a meeting One of the presidents of conservative associations two days ago is that the party reconnaissance classifications “is not the place where we want to be.” This reminds me that John Cortis had some other true bombs to drop it. “The liberal democratic vote has now become more geographical than your vote,” the conservatives in its event at the conference, “and the electoral system now treats you to treat you with the treatment of liberal democrats. Although liberal democrats are only behind you in opinion polls, they will undoubtedly win that the seats are undoubtedly more.” Oof.
It should be said that this was not the atmosphere that you got from the Shadow Kancellor Mel Stride speech. “Let’s face it,” Mail claimed joy, “We are the only party he gets.” Nick. I continue. “This means that we must face some of the difficult facts that other parties have turned away.” For example, he announced that the conservatives will cut civil service to the 2016 levels. However, where was the difficult truth – that is, the civil service has been swollen since then because of all the additional things that it had had to do since Britain’s exit from the European Union, the Conservative Party’s victory with the longest list of small printing in the world?
However, there was a strange luminous spot. Unable to accept that the deadly power of the term “Boriswave” will do permanently for it, Boris Johnson United has spent the last days escalating embarrassing background actions against his own policies. On Monday, his appearance can be found informally to say that he was “very fast” on zero, and that he was personally “transferred”. Of course, of course. Since the reform began to say “Borisif” every five seconds, Johnson appears to have threw the worshipers at a very fast rate. Nigel Farraj is the political Mongaro. Even Superfan is the most devoted to Johnson, Nadine Dorrez, has been seduced. You will still love him and everything, but it should be difficult for Boris to face the fact that Nadine has split into a party bearing his largest literal name in it.
Elsewhere, the Conservative Party leadership prefers instead to indicate that the party that has lunch is the policies that collapse under the scrutiny. As Badnouch was decorated this week: “Reform says things because he did not think everything.” Well, yes. In traditions that pass time, they only say some disgusting election. It is, let’s In reality He faced it, something they learned from their ancestors. More than anyone else on the political spectrum, the recent repetition of the Conservative Party was popular. He is still calling “The sunlights of the sun”.
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If only the work had absorbed these lessons. But incredibly, after she had to live through cramps after 2016 alongside our rest, Kiir Starmer and Rashil Reeves failed to realize that their nonsense would not survive his contact with the reality of the government. As it was indicated at that time, Starmer and Reeves sought power by offering ridiculous promises about what they should not do, either because they were hopelessly naive, or hopeless. They are now a private storm, which will reach the category of 5 with a budget next month.
Thus, it feels increasing as if the warning tales are the only manufacturing success story in this country. Jenrik’s speech today ended with him: “I can feel wealth in Britain.” We can all. Perhaps the best way to put it is that the Conservative Party is part of the new “Turk”.