Monday Morning Madness Meme – Twitchy
We hope you had a good Halloween, but the horror isn’t over yet, because it’s Monday. Yes, that day of the week that makes us all want to scream like you’re giving Elizabeth Warren a foot massage. The spooky season is behind us. Allow us to be the first to wish you a happy birthday! I’m just kidding.
We don’t have any candy to offer you (you’ll have to raid the kids or grandkids’ stash), but we do He does Get a new collection of memes, jokes and clips to share with you.
So sit back, relax and let’s start this week off right!
β EducatΓ«dHillbillyβ’ (@RobProvince) October 27, 2025
I’ve been there. I did it. The key is…focus. π¬
We’re not sure what it’s been like this week, but dogs and cats have invaded our food.
That’s why I pay for internet pic.twitter.com/hr1D3N25oD
β Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 27, 2025
Must be Sketch.
D****d right. pic.twitter.com/klMHk5K9cY
β Silence and frost (@secjr112) November 2, 2025
This may be the most ferocious opossum we have ever seen! π
Great video showing how men cook pic.twitter.com/STgD0FlMbC
– Men post their messages (@DudespostingWs) November 1, 2025
We are sure this is true. youths?
β π Duchess of Ghosts π» (@AnnaDsays) November 2, 2025
You know how people say “I can feel it in my bones”? Well, that’s definitely true here.
His soul literally left his body π€£ pic.twitter.com/cTNqJrwsuV
-Vince Langman (@VinceLangman) November 2, 2025
Very funny! This dog is like “Aye Chihuahua!” π
I’m still afraid of quicksand and nuclear war. I now carry my father’s belt. pic.twitter.com/nJSHvlu4Wn
– ULTRA Grizzly Biker DAD (@AnotherHomoCon) November 3, 2025
No, seriously, not once in our young lives had we seen quicksand, but we were sure it was out there, somewhere, waiting for us.
As you might have guessed, there have been a lot of Halloween-themed memes and jokes. Here are some of our favorites.
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(Language warning.)
Today is a difficult day for Jehovah’s Witnesses pic.twitter.com/OxOokBlrLq
– ππ¦π€π₯πππππΊπ² (@OfAthenry) October 31, 2025
βWhat do you mean they’re just opening?!?!β π
Time after Halloween: pic.twitter.com/TFroBIFiDy
-Deebs (@DeebsFLA) November 1, 2025
Realizing how far you’ve fallen at 2:00 a.m. after your seventh snack-sized stick of butter while trying not to wake your six-year-old can be a humbling experience. And yes, the solution is to remove the Halloween bag from their room before You start eating their candy.
Rest assured when you stock the Candy Corn clearance aisle this weekend that you’ll have enough to last until next Halloween season. It’s better to end up with too much rather than too little and remember, candy corn never spoils!
Get to the store early to beat the rush! pic.twitter.com/iwXpFhcPur
β Inguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) November 2, 2025
Candy corn is an acquired taste. π
β Reynolds Global (@Reynolds_Global) November 1, 2025
Bwahaha! This is messed up.
Good morning! pic.twitter.com/HG71fxp6jV
– Texas Courtney (@AlaskanCourtney) November 2, 2025
You’re all sick from laughing at that! π
Me: βI’ve had some good workouts this week, and I feel pretty good.β
My kid’s Halloween candy: “LOL…Crushed.”
– Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) November 3, 2025
True story. Do you know how to avoid that?
Ready for Halloween pic.twitter.com/YQvqItSdWm
– Fuseli Spock (@awstar11) October 31, 2025
Very funny.
Winner of best Halloween costume π pic.twitter.com/jERXdsCuRs
β The healthy side of π (@itsme_urstruly) November 2, 2025
It’s perfect! π
A father of two commits murder after his sons bring home kazoos from Trunk au Treat Church
– Magills (@magills_) October 29, 2025
Haha! Kazoos should be used to enhance interrogation.
And then came this legendary Halloween post from the Vice President…
– JD Vance (@JDVance) October 31, 2025
LOLOLOL!
He did the meme! ππ
β Wet Knight π¦ (@capeandcowell) October 31, 2025
Twitter/X absolutely loved Vance’s “Ze.”
– Bilbo Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1) November 1, 2025
The US Mint needs to produce a commemorative dollar coin featuring the VP Vance meme. π
My entire schedule now… β οΈ pic.twitter.com/3t04Z2jnjx
β Nick Dank Memes (@Nicksdankmemes3) October 31, 2025
He – she He was Good laugh. The left will never have a sense of self-deprecating humor.
Vance followed up with a video before taking his kids trick-or-treating while still in character.
VP Vance on TikTok:
βHappy Halloween everyone, remember to say thank you while you trick or treat!β pic.twitter.com/YoKhKmeP6w
β Vice President J.D. Vance (@VP) October 31, 2025
Thank you, Mr. Vice President!
Okay, that’s enough for Halloween.
This is me and not just other Utah moms!!
I’ve already got socks. π https://t.co/XLECJi7wYV pic.twitter.com/HkcbkynNMp
– Susie Q (@SusieM414141) November 2, 2025
It doesn’t matter! Bring back Halloween! π
Seriously, that lady is crazy, but in all the good ways.
This is for Ziggy and you cats and kittens out there! pic.twitter.com/uBzjUJbiSR
β π Duchess of Ghosts π» (@AnnaDsays) November 2, 2025
It’s coming!
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β π₯πΊπΈ KC πΊπΈπ₯ (@KCPayTreeIt) November 2, 2025
Oh, Snape! π
Hey. @fuzzychimpcom pic.twitter.com/2wnREu0ni4
β βοΈPrincess Cutabitchβ’οΈβοΈπ΄Credit October 31, 2025
Very funny. Admit it, I sang it.
no? Well, how about this?
to @fuzzychimpcom pic.twitter.com/JaD3WrJ2hs
β βοΈPrincess Cutabitchβ’οΈβοΈπ΄Credit October 31, 2025
we He knows I sang that song! π
Confirmed: The head is empty pic.twitter.com/Q3uBLyz1vT
– Cats that make you amazed (@CuteAdorableCat) November 1, 2025
Eyebrows! π
She was a Whitney Houston drummer like…
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– πΏππ π·ππππππβ’οΈ (@CL4WS_OUT) October 31, 2025
LOLOLOL!
Please pray for my daughter who had to empty the dishwasher when she “did this yesterday and she was tired.”
-Marianna Z (@Marianna057) November 1, 2025
Thoughts and prayers. π
-G (@stevensongs) November 1, 2025
Now that’s talent!
β Memerific (@Memerific2) November 1, 2025
We know what you’re thinking. Shut up!
Greatest plot twist ever π pic.twitter.com/eVAMb8snes
-Hodll Humor (@Hodllhumor) November 2, 2025
legend. π
– SuperPranker.com (@superpranker) November 1, 2025
Hey, some of us need our fix of 5th grade humor. Very funny.
β ποΈs**tposts.mp4 ποΈ (@s**tposts_mp4) November 1, 2025
We always wondered how that would work! π
I should stop smoking weed, I thought the pipe was my buddy from Lion King pic.twitter.com/E1GPqDgBKp
β Chai (@ced_jayy) November 1, 2025
We totally see that. Very funny.
This is how you know that you have raised your child in the right way!!π€£π€£π€£
Watch the father’s reaction!!!
Priceless!!π pic.twitter.com/ckGz3ez1aV
-SaltyGoat (@SaltyGoat17) November 2, 2025
Bwahaha!
Good morning
π¬π pic.twitter.com/FeDQj6bxwT– Danielle (@daniellemerrim1) November 2, 2025
exactly!
Speaking of daylight saving time, our classic comedy clip this week comes from the legendary show Cheers.
Lol, the only good thing about ending daylight saving time! pic.twitter.com/0S5OYvv9nq
– πΊπΈSteve2AπΊπΈGodπΊπΈFamilyπΊπΈCountryπΊπΈ (@lakemonstercl1) November 2, 2025
Making your way in the world on Monday takes everything you’ve got. Taking a break from all your worries will definitely help you a lot.
That’s what we’re here for!
-G (@stevensongs) November 2, 2025
We really hope you’re all having a good Monday today. We don’t know how it could be much worse than the guy who decided to roll over in the “soft blankets” he discovered in the attic. π
As always, thank you for starting your day with us, and we’ll see you back here next Monday, full of more laughs.
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